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Altered Apothecary Jar – Arsenic – For When You Just Can’t Anymore
Add a dash of Victorian villain energy to your home with this gloriously suspicious altered apothecary jar. Measuring a dainty-yet-deadly 9.5cm high and 7cm wide, this tiny pot of poison vibes is perfect for storing literally anything (except actual arsenic – please, I beg you).
Stick it on a shelf in the kitchen to terrify nosey guests, pop it in the bathroom for your dubious cotton buds, or gift it to that friend who always threatens to “accidentally” poison their boss. The possibilities are as endless as your dark sense of humour.
Handwash only, because it’s delicate – and also because we can’t guarantee your dishwasher won’t spontaneously combust from sheer intimidation.
May contain traces of sarcasm, definitely does not contain actual poison. Probably.