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Altered Apothecary Jar – “Devil’s Lettuce” – 9.5cm of Questionable Herbal Vibes
Need somewhere to stash your perfectly legal herbs with an air of Victorian quackery? Introducing this delightfully altered apothecary jar boldly labelled “Devil’s Lettuce” – because why whisper when you can scream it in gothic font?
Standing at a charmingly suspicious 9.5cm high and 7cm wide, this little jar is just the right size to confuse nosy house guests. Is it oregano? Is it your dubious “art supplies”? Is it evidence? Who’s to say – that’s between you, your demons, and the lettuce.
Features:
Perfect for herbs, questionable trinkets, or secret sugar stashes
Retro apothecary vibe that screams “I read spell books at 2am and make terrible life choices”
Handwash only – because the dishwasher will judge you enough as it is
Stick it on a shelf, hide it in plain sight, or gift it to that one friend who’s always coughing for ‘allergies’. Just remember: if anyone asks, it’s strictly for aesthetic purposes… mostly.