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Apothecary Stoneware Jar “Ozempic” Vintage Style Jar 11 cm x 8.5 cm Crackpottery
For anyone living on caffeine, injections, and sheer willpower. This stoneware apothecary jar is labelled “Ozempic” in classic black print, perfect for holding snacks you no longer eat, vitamins you forget to take, or your newfound sense of superiority.
Standing around 11 cm tall and 8.5 cm wide, it’s the perfect size for your kitchen shelf, bathroom, or shrine to discipline. Made from heavyweight stoneware with a glazed finish that says Victorian chemist meets calorie counter.
Each jar has its own quirks because weight loss might be consistent, but life isn’t.
Ideal for:
• Storing pills, cotton pads, or crushed cravings
• Diet culture survivors and sarcastic self-improvers
• Gifts for friends who now run entirely on sass and electrolytes
Details:
Height 11 cm
Width 8.5 cm
Stoneware jar with black print
Hand finished with questionable motivation
Handwash only, not dishwasher safe
Contents not included, smugness sold separately