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Altered Apothecary Jar – “Ozempic” Edition
Because why should the pharmacy have all the fun?
Behold this 9.5cm tall, 7cm wide slice of questionable life choices – your very own altered apothecary jar boldly emblazoned with “Ozempic”, just in case you needed to really drive the point home at your next dinner party.
Perfect for storing:
Totally legit sugar pills you keep “forgetting” to take.
Cheeky secrets you’d rather keep out of the bathroom cabinet.
Tiny sweets you’ll claim are “portion controlled”.
Each jar is handwash only because dishwashers are for people who haven’t yet embraced the chaotic whimsy of displaying pharmaceuticals as quirky décor.
Line it up next to your vintage plates that swear like a sailor or pop it on your shelf to spark awkward conversations with nosey visitors. Either way, this jar is here to add a dash of sarcastic charm to your life.
Disclaimer: Jar is decorative AF. Not actually affiliated with any real meds. Maybe don’t store your real injection pens in it. Or do — you’re a grown adult, I’m not your life coach.