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Altered Apothecary Jar – “Chill Pills” (9.5cm High x 7cm of Pure Calm You’ll Ignore)
Ever wished you could bottle up a deep breath and a strong get a grip for those days when your patience level is somewhere below sea level? Introducing the “Chill Pills” Apothecary Jar – the tiny glass guardian of your fragile sanity.
Standing a majestic 9.5cm tall and 7cm wide, this perfectly imperfect jar is the ideal place to store:
Imaginary pills to stop you from drop-kicking Karen at work.
Jelly beans you definitely won’t share.
Random things you’ll forget about until you need to pretend you’re organised.
Each jar is lovingly altered with a sassy “Chill Pills” label to remind you, and anyone who dares to hover in your personal space, that sometimes you just need to take a dose of calm the hell down.
Care instructions? It’s handwash only – because unlike your patience, this jar isn’t dishwasher safe.
Display it in the bathroom for dramatic effect, pop it on your desk for office gossip prevention, or gift it to that one friend who makes every minor inconvenience a Greek tragedy. They’ll love you for it. Probably.