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Altered Apothecary Jar – Poison (But Make It Decorative)
Looking for a subtle yet wildly impractical way to say “Don’t touch my stuff”? This 9.5cm high, 7cm wide apothecary jar boldly screams “POISON” so you can keep your secrets (or your chocolate stash) safe from nosy housemates and snack thieves alike.
Lovingly altered for maximum dramatic effect, this jar is the perfect gothic addition to your shelf, bathroom, or wherever you need a tiny dose of dark humour. Display it empty for full witchy vibes, or fill it with something suspicious — stale sweets, questionable herbs, or just your petty thoughts.
Important Bits:
9.5cm tall x 7cm wide — the perfect size to look ominous but not actually kill anyone.
Strictly handwash only — because the dishwasher is the real poison here.
Decorative use only — please don’t actually store poison in it (looking at you, Carol).
Pop this little jar of mischief in your basket and show the world that your vibe is part apothecary, part chaotic cautionary tale.