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Altered Apothecary Jar – “Heroin” – For When You’re Fresh Out of F*cks
Need somewhere to stash your questionable life choices, broken dreams, or just your cotton buds? Look no further than this delightfully inappropriate altered apothecary jar, tastefully labelled “Heroin” – because nothing says “I’ve got my shit together” quite like vintage-style drug paraphernalia you absolutely cannot use for its original purpose.
Measuring a charmingly compact 9.5cm high and 7cm wide, it’s the perfect size for:
Hiding the last good biscuit from your housemates
Holding your emergency swear jar cash
Storing those secrets you pretend you don’t have
Or just standing there, being a conversation piece for when the in-laws pop round uninvited
Handwash Only – Because your dishwasher has enough dirty secrets to deal with and this jar is way too fabulous to be rattling around in there.
Stick it on a bathroom shelf, kitchen counter, or your delightfully off-kilter altar of oddities – wherever it goes, it’s guaranteed to raise eyebrows, spark giggles, and firmly announce that you, my friend, are not here to live by society’s polite little rules.
Disclaimer: Contains 0% actual heroin. May contain traces of poor life decisions. Enjoy responsibly.
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