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Altered Apothecary Jar – Ketamine – 9.5cm High, 7cm Wide
Ever wanted to add a touch of Victorian quackery to your modern existential crisis? Meet your new favourite conversation starter: the “Ketamine” apothecary jar – perfect for storing absolutely nothing illegal (obviously) and 100% guaranteed to raise an eyebrow or two.
Standing a dignified 9.5cm high and 7cm wide, this little pot of chaos is just the right size for your imaginary stash of horse tranquilliser… or, you know, cotton buds, sugar lumps, or the tears of your enemies.
Hand-altered with the utmost sarcasm and absolutely zero respect for traditional home decor, this jar is for the bold, the broken, and the darkly humorous. Pop it on your bathroom shelf, your bedside table, or your altar to the gods of questionable life choices.
Important Stuff:
Strictly handwash only – your dishwasher can’t handle this level of nonsense.
Jar is purely decorative and does not contain actual ketamine. Please stop asking.
Each jar is perfectly imperfect because mass-produced, personality-free decor is for people who hate fun.
Go on, add a sprinkle of dark apothecary mischief to your life. Doctor’s orders.*