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Cocaine & Heroin Salt & Pepper Shakers – For the Seasoned Seasoner
Spice up your dining table (and possibly your social standing) with this tastefully altered pair of Cocaine & Heroin salt and pepper shakers. Measuring a perfectly snortable – wait, I mean shakable – 9cm high and 4.5cm wide, these little ceramic bad habits are here to remind your guests that your sense of humour is darker than your roast dinner.
Why settle for plain “Salt” and “Pepper” labels when you can gleefully sprinkle conversation starters all over your mash? Just imagine Aunt Susan’s face when she reaches for the heroin at Sunday lunch. It’s what family gatherings were missing, really.
Each shaker is strictly handwash only – much like your reputation after you put these on display. So treat them gently, don’t put them in the dishwasher (they’ve done enough washing already), and proudly place them where they can raise eyebrows and pulses in equal measure.
Perfect for:
Dinner parties that need a bit more illicit charm
The friend who “experimented at uni” and won’t shut up about it
Your kitchen shelf that’s already flirting with moral decay
Disclaimer: This pair does not come with actual narcotics – just a sprinkling of scandal and a dash of side-eye.