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Altered Apothecary Jar – Oestrogen – Because Balance is Overrated
Meet your new favourite conversation starter: a delightfully questionable apothecary jar boldly labelled “Oestrogen” — perfect for all your mood swings, rage outbursts, and dramatic plot twists.
Measuring in at a mighty 9.5cm high and 7cm wide, this little glass wonder is just the right size to confuse guests and store absolutely nothing useful. Stash your secret sweets, your emergency chocolate coins, or just leave it empty as a daily reminder that your hormones already do enough.
Handwash only — because just like your hormones, it’s delicate and completely unfit for modern appliances.
Stick it on a shelf in your bathroom, bedroom, or office — anywhere you feel like telling the world “Yes, I am powered entirely by chaotic energy and questionable levels of Oestrogen.”
Just one look and you’ll remember: it’s not you, it’s biology. Or maybe it is you — but at least you’ve got a jar for it.