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Altered Apothecary Jar – “Chloroform” – 9.5cm of Highly Questionable Charm
Ever wished you could add just a hint of Victorian villainy to your shelf décor? Look no further, you morally ambiguous delight. This altered apothecary jar, standing at a perfectly suspicious 9.5cm high and 7cm wide, boldly declares “Chloroform” right on the front – so your guests will know you mean business (or at least, that your sense of humour does).
Perfect for:
Keeping cotton balls you’ll never use.
Housing secrets you’ll never share.
Storing your patience for humanity (good luck fitting it all in).
Or just as a conversation starter for those who are brave enough to visit your lair.
Each jar is lovingly altered to whisper, “I’m probably on a watchlist now, but hey, at least my bathroom shelf is iconic.”
Please note:
This jar is decorative only – please don’t actually attempt any science-y, crime-y experiments with it. And for the love of all things darkly aesthetic, handwash only! We can’t have you explaining this in the dishwasher repairman’s report.
Add one to your shelf and enjoy the weird, wonderful power of mildly concerning home décor.