Arsenic and Cyanide Salt and pepper shakers

Arsenic & Cyanide Altered Salt and Pepper Shakers – Add a Pinch of Suspicion to Every Meal

Spice up your dinner table with a dash of dark humour and a sprinkle of questionable motives. These delightfully altered Arsenic and Cyanide salt and pepper shakers are here to remind everyone that mealtime is never truly safe when you’re in charge of seasoning.

Measuring a perfectly ominous 9cm high and 4.5cm wide, they’re just the right size to alarm nosy guests while still delivering that all-important pinch of salt or crack of pepper. Subtle? Absolutely not. Conversation starters? Always.

Perfect for:

Passive-aggressively hinting at who’s on thin ice.

Dinner parties where small talk has grown stale.

Showing off your dark sense of humour one sprinkle at a time.

Care Instructions:
These suspicious little vessels are handwash only. Because even potential poisoners have standards – and dishwashers are for the basic and the boring.

Take your culinary threats to the next level – one sinister shake at a time.