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**Cocaine & Ketamine Salt & Pepper Shakers – 9cm of Questionable Table Manners**
Tired of your dinner parties being as bland as your Aunt Linda’s boiled cabbage? Spice things up — literally — with this altered pair of Cocaine & Ketamine salt and pepper shakers. Measuring a perfectly suspicious 9cm high and 4.5cm wide, these tiny porcelain party starters are here to raise eyebrows and drop jaws all the way from the kitchen to your next questionable brunch.
Perfect for:
* Making sure the in-laws *never* invite themselves over again.
* That one mate who insists “just a sprinkle!” solves everything.
* Adding a pinch of chaos to your scrambled eggs.
Handwash only, obviously — these delicate little devils are far too rebellious for the dishwasher. Besides, you can’t risk them chatting to the mugs and spilling all your secrets, can you?
Use responsibly. Or don’t. I’m not your mother.