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HEROIN
(Just the jar, sadly.)
Because what your kitchen really needed was a completely inappropriate, wildly questionable glass jar proudly labelled HEROIN in bold letters—just to keep the in-laws on their toes and the neighbours guessing.
Perfect for storing sugar, tea, your darkest secrets, or just vibes that scream “I used to be fun.”
• Height: 9.4cm of poor life choices
• Width: 8.3cm of raised eyebrows
• Hand wash only, unless you’d like to see what happens when sarcasm meets a dishwasher meltdown
• 100% not suitable for actual heroin. You muppet.
Use responsibly. Or don’t. We’re not your mum.