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Ozempic Glass Jar (Spoon Included, Regret Not Guaranteed)
Height: 9.4cm | Width: 8.3cm | Hand wash only because it’s fancy, not functional
Finally—a classy little jar for storing all your hopes, dreams, and that one weekly jab that makes you question both your appetite and your life choices. Whether you’re fighting the urge to eat an entire cake or just want your kitchen to scream “Big Pharma Chic,” this glass jar has you covered.
Includes a tiny spoon for… vibes. Or stevia. Or the tears of your former self who used to enjoy pasta.
Looks cute on a shelf, mildly threatening on a bathroom counter, and entirely inappropriate as a sugar pot at a dinner party.
Disclaimer: Contains zero actual Ozempic. Unless you’re into that sort of thing. In which case—no judgment, just don’t inject from a jar.
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