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“Don’t Be a Cunt” – Decorative Vintage Plate (16cm of Passive-Aggressive Charm)
Looking for a subtle way to remind guests (and possibly yourself) not to be a complete and utter gobshite? Look no further, darling. This 16cm vintage decorative plate delicately delivers the message we’ve all wanted embroidered on a throw pillow but never had the balls to hang in the living room. Until now.
Lovingly sourced from a bygone era when crockery was classy and manners were enforced with passive-aggressive tea sets, this one-of-a-kind plate pairs dainty florals with delightfully offensive honesty. Comes complete with its own plate stand, so you can proudly prop it up on the mantel, your desk, or anywhere your soul requires a gentle warning.
Important Notes:
Decorative only – don’t eat your beans on toast off it unless you fancy a tetanus shot.
Not dishwasher safe, emotionally or physically.
Guaranteed to offend at least one in-law.
Add to basket. Channel your inner Victorian aunt with unresolved rage. You deserve it.