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“That Sounds Like a You Problem” – Decorative Vintage Plate (16cm of Pure Passive-Aggression)
Let’s be honest: some people are just walking you problems with legs. And while you could politely nod and pretend to care, why not let a plate do the emotional labour instead?
This gloriously unhelpful 16cm vintage plate is here to set the tone. Whether it’s a whiny co-worker, a needy ex, or your neighbour Karen and her parking drama, this plate will stare them down with vintage elegance and zero emotional bandwidth.
Strictly decorative (just like your cousin who ‘influences’ for a living), this snarky beauty comes with a display stand so you can prop it up somewhere visible — like your desk, your hallway shrine of petty vengeance, or directly in the eyeline of whoever needs the message most.
Not food safe. Not emotionally available. Not your problem.