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Have You Tried Swearing? It Really F*cking Helps – Vintage Plate (16cm, Decorative Only)
Some folks meditate. Others journal. But you? You're emotionally stable because you cuss like a Dickensian sailor in traffic. This gloriously inappropriate 16cm vintage plate is here to validate your coping mechanism and look fabulous doing it.
Featuring the timeless advice we all need embroidered into our souls—“Have you tried swearing? It really fcking helps”*—this decorative dish is perfect for display, not dinner. Comes with its very own plate stand because it’s a diva and refuses to lie flat like the rest of us.
Ideal for therapists’ offices (the cool ones), passive-aggressive hallway shrines, or as a not-so-subtle gift to that friend who treats the F-word like punctuation.
Disclaimer: Not for food use. Unless you're serving emotional damage.