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**"Fuck Being Normal" – 16cm of Dysfunctional Elegance**
Decorative Plate with Stand | Not for Eating, Just for Judging
Why blend in when you were clearly designed to confuse, offend, or mildly alarm? This 16cm vintage plate is here to remind everyone that *normal* is a setting on a washing machine, not a personality goal.
Delicately floral and deceptively polite, this plate is perfect for your wall, shelf, or altar to chaos. It’s purely decorative—because we know you don’t actually cook, you just collect aggressively quirky crockery and passive-aggressive trauma.
**Details:**
• 16cm diameter – small but shouty
• Vintage, therefore mildly haunted
• “Fuck being normal” in glorious, unapologetic lettering
• Comes with a plate stand (so it can sit there, judging you)
• NOT for food—unless the food is emotional baggage
Makes a charming gift for that friend who’s always one bad day from moving to the woods and starting a cult. (Or for yourself, because let's face it—you’re the weird one, and we love that for you.)
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