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Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum – 16cm of Passive-Aggressive Latin Realness
Decorative only (because smashing the patriarchy is metaphorical… for now), this vintage plate bears the iconic fake-Latin battle cry: "Don’t let the bastards grind you down." Or as we like to say around here, smile sweetly while plotting their downfall with poison and a paper fan.
Measuring a dainty-yet-defiant 16cm, this plate is perfect for displaying on your bookshelf, altar, or passive-aggressive kitchen shrine. It comes with a handy plate stand so it can glare at your enemies even when you’re not home.
Ideal for feminists, Handmaid's Tale fans, Latin scholars with rage issues, or anyone currently suppressing the urge to throw hands in a boardroom.
Disclaimer: Decorative only. Do not eat off it unless you're serving up vengeance.