Who needs therapy when i have sharp knives and fuck all remorse, vintage plate with stand

Who Needs Therapy When I Have Sharp Knives and Fuck All Remorse?
Because why pay £80 an hour to unpack your childhood when you could just sharpen your knives and maintain eye contact with your enemies instead?

This 16cm vintage decorative plate is for the emotionally complex individual who has done the work—by which we mean alphabetised their collection of cutlery, perfected their death glare, and embraced the fact that closure is for people who can’t hold a grudge. Lovingly upcycled with florals and fury, it’s the perfect little slice of passive-aggressive elegance your wall has been begging for.

Whether you're a fan of kitchen-based vengeance, or just want to add a touch of “unholy but charming” to your gallery wall, this plate has got you covered. And because we’re not completely reckless, it does come with its own little stand, so you can display it like the red-flagged heirloom it truly is.

Please note:

This plate is decorative only – no actual stabbing, slicing, or snack-serving involved (tempting as it may be).

Not dishwasher safe. Emotionally or literally.

Ideal gift for: your most unhinged friend, your ex’s new partner, or yourself (obviously).