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Vintage Plate – “Do Not Summon Demons in the Bathroom” (16cm, Decorative Only)**
Let’s set some boundaries, shall we? This charming 16cm vintage plate is your polite-but-firm reminder that *bathroom time is sacred*. Whether you’re dropping the kids off at the pool or enjoying a bit of existential weeping in the tub, the last thing anyone needs is a sulfur-scented interdimensional guest scratching at the grout.
Decorative only (obviously—unless you're planning to offer it as a portal), this plate comes with its own stand and enough passive-aggressive energy to banish Beelzebub and Karen from HR in one go. Perfect for your loo, your altar, or anywhere you suspect someone might try to get a little too spiritually experimental near the plumbing.
Vintage china meets occult crisis management. You’re welcome.
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