I'd call you a cunt but you lack the depth and warmth, vintage plate with stand

**Vintage Plate – “I’d Call You a Cunt, But You Lack the Depth and Warmth”**
*16cm of Pure Passive-Aggression – Decorative Only (comes with a plate stand so your therapist can admire it too)*

Delicate. Elegant. Deeply unkind.

This 16cm vintage plate may look like it belongs in your nan’s china cabinet, but it packs the emotional punch of a well-aimed wine glass at a family gathering. Featuring the immortal words, “I’d call you a cunt but you lack the depth and warmth,” it’s the perfect gift for that one person in your life who’s *almost* deserving of the title… but tragically too bland to qualify.

Whether you're adorning your passive-aggressive gallery wall, keeping the in-laws in check, or reminding yourself that standards matter, this decorative plate is here to serve *looks*, not snacks. Comes complete with a plate stand, because some art deserves to be displayed—and some people deserve to be judged.

**Warning:** Not food safe. But then again, neither is your personality.

🎁 Ideal for:

* Ex-best friends
* Terrible houseguests
* Anyone who uses “just playing devil’s advocate” in conversation

You bring the sass, we’ll bring the porcelain.