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**“Property of the Goblin King” – Vintage Decorative Plate**
*16cm of goblin-approved glamour, comes with a stand and absolutely zero respect for boundaries.*
Behold: a vintage plate plucked straight from the labyrinthine lair of the Goblin King himself (probably while he was distracted juggling crystal balls or monologuing in tight trousers). This 16cm relic is for **decorative use only** – which means no actual goblin feasts, blood rituals, or microwave incidents, thank you very much.
It comes complete with its own little plate stand, so you don’t have to prop it up on a cursed book or your ex’s skull. Perfect for fans of questionable royalty, chaotic neutral décor, or anyone who believes David Bowie is still watching over us in glittery spirit.
Ideal for mantels, altars, and dark corners where goblins whisper secrets and your houseplants keep mysteriously dying.
**Not dishwasher safe. Not food safe. Not sanity safe.**
But incredibly *you* safe.
Claim it before the Goblin King realises it’s missing.