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Vintage Plate – “Do Not Smack Thine Chops”
16cm of passive-aggressive porcelain wisdom – plate stand included, smacking not.
Ah, the gentle clang of ye olde table manners. This vintage 16cm decorative plate is here to deliver a firm yet classy rebuke to anyone who dares to chew like a medieval goat. With the timeless phrase “Do Not Smack Thine Chops” scrawled across its dainty face, it's the perfect blend of polite society and thinly veiled rage.
Ideal for kitchens, dining rooms, or anywhere someone might need reminding that they're not slurping broth in a peasant tavern. Decorative only – so don’t eat off it unless your idea of rebellion is historical and ceramic.
Comes complete with a plate stand, because it’s art, darling – not a chew toy.