- Accepts Etsy gift cards
Absolutely. Here's a funny, irreverent Crackpottery-style listing description for your 16cm decorative plate:
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**Love Yourself, You Dumb Bitch**
(vintage decorative plate, 16cm, comes with its own little throne – aka plate stand)
In the immortal words of every therapy session you've ever ghosted: *“Love yourself, you dumb bitch.”* This charming 16cm vintage plate is here to scream gentle affirmations at you in the kind of tone only a best friend or deeply unhinged mirror pep talk can deliver.
Adorned with delicate floral frippery and 100% passive-aggressive self-love, this plate doesn’t judge your life choices—it simply acknowledges them… and suggests you make better ones, for the sake of your liver, dignity, and group chat reputation.
**DETAILS**
* 16cm of decorative, passive-aggressive porcelain pep talk
* Not food safe (she’s decorative, like your New Year’s resolutions)
* Comes with a plate stand because she deserves to be elevated
* One of a kind – just like your coping mechanisms
Put it on a shelf. Gaze at it when you're spiralling. Gift it to the friend who keeps texting their ex. Either way, it’s the intervention none of us asked for but all of us deserve.
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Want a sassier, darker, or even more unhinged version? I’ve got you.