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**"Welcome, Wretched Creature" – Vintage Decorative Plate (16cm of Passive-Aggressive Elegance)**
Ah, greetings, foul goblin of the night, wayward aunt, or emotionally stunted situationship—this 16cm vintage plate has a message just for *you*. Delicately floral, charmingly cracked (mentally and otherwise), and screaming *“hospitality”* in the most threatening tone imaginable, this decorative-only delight will be the crowning jewel of your entryway, loo, or dungeon lounge.
Handpicked from a long-forgotten cupboard of chaos, she's now reborn with a bold proclamation for any guest daft enough to enter unannounced. Comes with a free plate stand, because even the damned deserve display options.
**⚠️ Not for food. Or feelings. Strictly for summoning and sarcasm.**
Gift it to your favourite cryptid. Hang it by the door as a warning. Or simply whisper “same” to it every morning as you sip your rage.
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Want a darker, posher, or more Victorian version? I can spin that too.