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“I don’t rise and grind, I wake and bake” – Vintage Plate
🍃🔥 For decorative purposes only. Just like you before noon.
Rise and grind? Absolutely not. This 16cm vintage plate understands that your hustle starts with herbal remedies and a lighter, not a 5am alarm and a motivational podcast. It’s here for the slow mornings, the sacred rituals, and the deeply spiritual act of not giving a single damn about productivity before your third breakfast.
Delicately floral and wildly inappropriate, this decorative plate is perfect for your kitchen, smoking nook, or that little shelf of shame your nan pretends not to notice. Comes complete with a stand, because yes—your lifestyle is art.
Details:
16cm of glazed rebellion
Strictly decorative (like your gym membership)
Includes a plate stand to display your poor life choices with pride
Because some of us weren’t made for early mornings—we were made for THC and toasties.
✨ Crackpottery: Serving sass on fine china since forever ago.