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**Don’t Worry, It’s All Meaningless Anyway – Decorative Vintage Plate**
*16cm of Existential Dread, Served With a Side of Sass*
Finally, a plate that matches your entire outlook on life and your relationship with Mondays. This dainty 16cm vintage number is the perfect daily reminder that *none of this matters*, so you might as well spend your rent money on weird crockery and wine.
Featuring charming floral motifs and the comforting nihilism of “Don’t worry, it’s all meaningless anyway” slapped right in the middle like a kiss from the void. Perfect for perking up your kitchen, home office, or the gaping abyss where your hopes and dreams used to live.
💀 **Decorative only** – because eating off it would imply purpose, and we don’t do that here.
💀 Comes with a plate stand, so you can display your despair with pride.
💀 One of a kind – just like your unresolved trauma.
A perfect gift for: philosophers, goths, therapists who need a warning sign, or anyone teetering cheerfully on the brink.
Collect them all, because collecting things is one of the few distractions we have before the sun explodes.