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**NOT TODAY, SATAN – Vintage Plate**
*16cm of pure passive-aggressive porcelain rebellion. Comes with its own stand so it can judge you from any surface.*
Behold, a dainty 16cm vintage plate whispering sweet blasphemies across the ages. Delicately floral, aggressively sassy, and proudly proclaiming what we all mutter under our breath while ignoring texts, dodging responsibilities, or swerving yet another existential crisis: **Not today, Satan.**
Perfect for decorative use only—because it's here to serve looks, not lasagna. It’s a polite porcelain middle finger to demonic nonsense, toxic energy, and Karen from accounts. Comes with its own little stand so it can stand tall and unbothered, much like you when someone tries to test your patience before caffeine.
Stick it on your mantle, your altar, or right next to your emergency gin. Wherever it sits, it says one thing loud and clear:
**Back off, Beelzebub. Try again tomorrow.**
💀 Vintage. Irreverent. Gloriously unholy. Just like you.