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Wash Your Hands Ya Filthy Animal – Vintage Plate
16cm of passive-aggressive porcelain perfection. Decorative only. Comes with its own fancy little plate stand because it’s got standards.
Ah, the gentle art of hygiene… now available in vintage floral passive-aggression. This dainty 16cm plate says what we’re all thinking every time someone strolls out of the loo like they’ve just emerged from a misty forest and not a bacterial warzone.
Featuring the timeless public health advice of “Wash Your Hands Ya Filthy Animal” – lovingly emblazoned on the kind of antique crockery your nan wouldn’t dare eat off (and now neither should you).
Perfect for bathrooms, kitchens, or anywhere you want to remind guests, family, or random gremlins that soap is a thing. Displayed proudly on its included plate stand, because let’s face it – it’s not just a plate. It’s a warning.
Not for food. Not for dishwashers. Just for judging people silently.
👏 Wash. 👏 Your. 👏 Hands. 👏