When Life Gives You Lemons Squeeze Them in People’s Eyes | Vintage Sarcastic Plate | Dark Humour Wall Decor
A vintage plate offering life advice that skips resilience entirely and goes straight for retaliation. “When life gives you lemons squeeze them in people’s eyes” is printed sweetly on bone china, like it’s trying very hard to be helpful and failing on purpose.
Perfect for anyone who’s tried gratitude, mindfulness, deep breathing, and found none of it solved the problem. Especially suited to kitchens, studios, tattoo shops, offices, or anywhere toxic positivity comes to die.
This plate does not promote growth. It promotes boundaries.
The boring but important bits:
Genuine vintage plate, lovingly rescued and repurposed
Plate measures approx. 16cm
Plate stand included, because this deserves to be on display
Vintage condition. Minor signs of a previous life may be present and are part of the charm
Decorative use only. Not food safe
Hand wash only. No dishwashers. No microwaves. No self help rituals
Ideal for walls, shelves, break rooms, therapy-adjacent spaces, or as a gift for someone going through it and handling it badly.
A gentle reminder that not every lesson needs a silver lining. Sometimes it needs citrus and spite. 🍋