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“Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here” – Gothic Vintage Crackpottery
Description:
Welcome, brave soul. This 16 cm vintage plate bears the ominous inscription: “Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here.” Perfect for your hallway of horrors, gothic parlour, or loo that already smells like despair.
Hand-rescued from the dusty shelves of forgotten attics, then upcycled with Crackpottery’s signature irreverence, each piece is unique with its own quirks, age marks, and suspicious Victorian vibes.
⚜️ Details:
Size: approx. 16 cm diameter
Authentic vintage plate (expect charming imperfections, just like your soul)
For decorative use only – not suitable for food (unless you like your dinner with a side of arsenic chic)
Comes with optional plate stand if you want it to glare menacingly from a shelf
🎁 Makes the perfect gift for:
Goths, emos, and other creatures of the night
Landlords of haunted houses
Your in-laws
Disclaimer: This is vintage crockery given a new lease of unlife. Small scratches, crazing, or ghostly fingerprints may appear – all part of the charm. Do not microwave unless you wish to summon something unholy.