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A daily affirmation in porcelain form. This 16cm vintage side plate declares the simple truth we can all cling to: life may be a chaotic bin fire, but hey – at least you’re not on meth. Hand-decorated in The Crackpottery’s trademark gothic-comic style, it’s the perfect plate for snacks, biscuits, or as a wall-mounted shrine to your questionable life choices.
Every piece is rescued vintage crockery, meaning it comes with a little history – and possibly a chip or two, just like you. Please don’t actually eat off it if you’re precious about the design. It’s more “art for your walls/shelves/altar” than “microwave-safe family heirloom.”
Details:
Diameter: 16cm (small side plate)
Genuine vintage china, upcycled by hand in the UK
One-off design – no two are exactly alike
Decorative purposes recommended
Wipe clean only, do not soak, scrub, or attempt witchcraft rituals in the dishwasher
Why You Need It:
Because success is relative, humour is therapy, and your guests deserve to read something better than “Live Laugh Love.”