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You’re Weird, I’ll Keep You – Vintage Crackpottery Plate
Every great love story starts with mutual oddness. This vintage plate has been rescued, upcycled, and lovingly defaced with the immortal words: “You’re weird, I’ll keep you.” Perfect for anniversaries, cult recruitment drives, or just reminding your favourite goblin that they’re stuck with you forever.
Authentic vintage crockery (so expect a little age, patina, or mysterious Victorian aura)
Hand-decorated in The Crackpottery’s signature irreverent style
Not suitable for food use (unless you want to poison the romance)
Ideal for wall-hanging, altar-building, or passive-aggressive gifting
📏 Size: 16cm
📦 Comes with a free stand and all the darkly humorous packaging you’d expect from us.
✨ A perfect gift for couples who bond over cryptids, cult documentaries, or arguing about which of you is weirder.