What doesn't kill you, vintage plate with stand

🖤 16cm “What Doesn’t Kill You” Plate – Coping Mechanisms Special 🖤

Congratulations, you survived! Sadly, instead of glowing resilience, you’ve been rewarded with:

✨ Questionable coping strategies

✨ A black sense of humour

✨ And now, a vintage plate to match

Because nothing screams “emotional stability” quite like delicate china boldly declaring your mental chaos.

🍪 Details (because Etsy makes me do this bit):

Size: 16cm – perfect for biscuits, jewellery, or passive-aggressive offerings at family dinners

Real, genuine, actual vintage crockery (so it may have a chip, just like you)

Hand-decorated in the UK by The Crackpottery, professional purveyors of inappropriate porcelain

⚠️ Not for food use – unless your coping mechanism is salmonella. Display only, bab.

🎁 Perfect for:

That mate who laughs at funerals

Your therapist’s waiting room (if they’ve got a sense of humour)

Anyone whose life motto is basically “lol, I’m fine.”

Stick it on a wall, pop it on a stand, or gift it to someone whose emotional baggage deserves a fancy serving dish.