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If You Can’t Convince Them, Confuse Them – 16cm Vintage Plate
When words fail, bafflement prevails. This 16cm vintage plate has been upcycled and reborn with the immortal advice: “If you can’t convince them, confuse them.” Perfect for anyone who has ever bluffed their way through a meeting, a family dinner, or life in general.
Each piece of Crackpottery is:
🥀 Vintage & Unique – rescued from a dusty past life, expect charming imperfections, faded gold rims, or faint battle scars.
✒️ Hand-Decorated – designed with irreverent wit and a gothic flourish.
🎭 Conversation Starter – whether hung on your wall or propped on a plate stand, it will bewilder your guests in the best way.
Size: Approx. 16cm diameter (tea plate size).
Care: Strictly decorative – don’t pop it in the dishwasher, don’t eat your beans off it, and for the love of all things unholy, don’t microwave it.
✨ Every Crackpottery plate is a one-off. Once it’s gone, it’s gone.