New Plan Fuck It Vintage Plate
New plan.
Fuck it.
A decision-making philosophy for when optimism has left the building and chaos has the clipboard. This plate commemorates the exact moment structure collapses and vibes take over.
Perfect for kitchens, studios, offices, or anywhere plans go to die quietly while you make tea and reassess nothing.
Hang it as a mantra, a warning, or a legally binding declaration of intent.
Details
• Genuine vintage plate
• Plate measures approx. 16cm
• Plate stand included
• Decorative use only
• Hand wash only
Important vintage disclaimer
This is a true vintage plate and may show light signs of its previous life including minor surface marks or age-related wear. These are not flaws. They are character. Much like this decision.
Not microwave safe. Not dishwasher safe. Not thought through.