- Accepts Etsy gift cards
When life hands you lemons… sometimes all you can say is “well, shit.” Why not let a dainty vintage plate do the talking for you?
🍽 The Plate:
Diameter: 16cm – a perfectly unimpressive size for an unimpressed phrase
Genuine vintage crockery – rescued, upcycled, and given a new lease of sweary life
Hand-decorated in the UK by The Crackpottery (maker of bad decisions and sarcastic porcelain)
⚠️ Important Notes:
Display only – please don’t eat off it (unless your coping mechanism is food poisoning)
Plates may show signs of previous lives, just like you
🎁 Perfect For:
That friend who sums up entire disasters in two words
Your own gallery wall of sarcasm
Awkward gift-giving moments (“Happy Birthday, Janet… well, shit.”)
Stick it on a stand, hang it on a wall, or whip it out whenever life implodes – it’s versatile trauma décor at its finest.