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✨ Live, Laugh, and Don’t Be a Cunt ✨
Ah, the sacred trifecta of modern living: live your best life, laugh until your mascara runs, and — for the love of all that’s holy — try not to be a complete cunt. This vintage 16cm decorative plate delivers this timeless wisdom in delicate style, so you can display your moral superiority while pretending you’ve got your shit together.
Perfect for the living room, the kitchen, or your passive-aggressive mother-in-law’s guest bedroom — just hang it on its FREE plate stand (yes, you heard me, free) and let your visitors know where you stand on the universal scale of decent human behaviour.
Please note: this plate is decorative. If you think you’re going to be eating your leftover beans on toast off it, step away now. This beauty demands only the gentle caress of a hand wash — dishwashers are the devil’s work when it comes to vintage sassware.
Handmade by someone’s long-forgotten nan in an era when people embroidered “Home Sweet Home” and meant it — this plate comes with all the charm of a life well-lived. Expect the odd mark or faded bit here and there, because, like your sense of optimism, it’s seen some things.
Add it to your collection today and remind everyone: Live. Laugh. And above all, don’t be a cunt.
🖤 Vintage item: may have some fading or marks associated with the age of the piece — but honestly, don’t we all?