- Accepts Etsy gift cards
Ah, the most versatile word in the English language – sharp insult, term of endearment, and now… home décor. Why whisper it when you can serve it delicately on vintage china?
🍽 The Plate:
Size: 16cm – small, but packs a big linguistic punch
Authentic vintage crockery – hand-rescued, upcycled, and redecorated with sweary charm
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, purveyors of irreverent porcelain
⚠️ Please Note:
Display only – not for food use (unless you’re plating up revenge)
May show signs of its former life, much like the word itself
🎁 Perfect For:
That mate who greets you with “alright, cunt?” and means it lovingly
Hanging in the kitchen as a conversation starter (or ender)
The finest passive-aggressive gift imaginable
Because nothing says “classy” quite like a sweary slur in fancy lettering on fine china.