It’s a Bit Black Over Bill’s Mother’s” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery

🌧 16cm “It’s a Bit Black Over Bill’s Mother’s” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🌧

Ah, the classic Brummie weather warning. A poetic way of saying “looks like rain” without any actual helpful information. This plate celebrates regional wisdom, mild pessimism, and the great British pastime of talking about clouds.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, perfect for a custard cream and a cuppa while watching the sky turn threatening

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and redecorated with Midlands charm

Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, specialists in regional sarcasm and repurposed porcelain

⚠️ Please Note

Decorative use only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

May show signs of previous lives, just like the weather forecast

🎁 Perfect For

Proud Midlanders and weather worriers

Nan’s kitchen wall

Anyone who knows Bill’s mother must be sick of the attention by now

Stick it up, have a brew, and prepare for drizzle.