Your Pain Is My Pension | Vintage Sarcastic Plate | Dark Humour Wall Decor Crackpottery with stand

Your Pain Is My Pension | Vintage Sarcastic Plate | Dark Humour Wall Decor

A delightfully polite piece of bone china delivering a message that feels both personal and suspiciously institutional. “Your pain is my pension” sits there calmly, like it’s said this before and will say it again. Possibly while maintaining eye contact.

Perfect for anyone fuelled by spite, survival, or a long and emotionally complex relationship with the concept of retirement.
Especially perfect for tattoo artists and injectors. You know who you are.

This plate does not shout. It simply waits.

The boring but important bits:

Genuine vintage plate, lovingly rescued and repurposed

Plate measures approx. 16cm

Plate stand included, because you’re not an animal

Vintage condition. Minor signs of a previous life may be present and are part of the charm

Decorative use only. Not food safe

Hand wash only. No dishwashers. No microwaves. No emotional support soup

Ideal for walls, shelves, studios, treatment rooms, waiting areas, or anywhere you want to unsettle guests without saying a word.

A gentle reminder that suffering builds character. And apparently someone else’s future.