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💋 16cm “Alright Bab” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 💋
The Brummie mating call. The greeting that can mean hello, how are you, you look rough, or I love you, depending on tone and hangover level. Now available on a bit of fancy old china for maximum regional chaos.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, ideal for biscuits, keys, or passive-aggressive warmth
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled in Birmingham
Hand-finished by The Crackpottery, professional spreaders of civic sarcasm
⚠️ Please Note
For display only, not food safe (unless you like a side of lead and regret)
May have minor vintage wear, just like your average Brummie after a night on Broad Street
🎁 Perfect For
Proud Brummies and honorary locals
Mates who answer the phone with “alright bab” before you’ve even said hello
Gifts that say “I care, but I also take the piss”
Because love, friendship, and light mockery are the holy trinity of Birmingham.