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$22.43
đ§ 16cm âBirmingham: Come for the Accent, Stay Because the Roadworks Wonât Let You Leaveâ Plate â Vintage Crackpottery đ§
A love letter to the city that never stops digging. You came for the charm, the cobs, and the accent, and now youâre trapped in a one-way system wondering if freedom is just a myth.
đ˝ The Plate
Size: 16cm, perfect for biscuits, keys, or screaming into while parked on the Aston Expressway
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and redecorated
Hand-finished by The Crackpottery, experts in civic sarcasm and mild despair
â ď¸ Please Note
For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, just like the diversion routes
đ Perfect For
Proud Brummies with a sense of humour
Anyone whoâs been stuck on the A38 since 2007
Souvenirs that say âhelpâ but politely
Birmingham. Beautiful, chaotic, and currently coned off.