Birmingham: Come for the Accent, Stay Because the Roadworks Won’t Let You Leave Plate – Vintage Crackpottery With stand

$22.43

🚧 16cm “Birmingham: Come for the Accent, Stay Because the Roadworks Won’t Let You Leave” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🚧

A love letter to the city that never stops digging. You came for the charm, the cobs, and the accent, and now you’re trapped in a one-way system wondering if freedom is just a myth.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, perfect for biscuits, keys, or screaming into while parked on the Aston Expressway

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and redecorated

Hand-finished by The Crackpottery, experts in civic sarcasm and mild despair

⚠️ Please Note

For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

Each plate is vintage and unique, just like the diversion routes

🎁 Perfect For

Proud Brummies with a sense of humour

Anyone who’s been stuck on the A38 since 2007

Souvenirs that say “help” but politely

Birmingham. Beautiful, chaotic, and currently coned off.

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