Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting Plate – Vintage Crackpottery

🥋 16cm “Surely Not Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🥋

Let’s be honest. Statistically speaking, some of them were probably just standing about holding drinks. This plate is for the realists, the sceptics, and anyone who questions 70s pop lyrics while surrounded by vintage crockery.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, the perfect serving size for biscuits or existential doubt

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and redecorated with inappropriate humour

Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, purveyors of sarcasm and porcelain

⚠️ Please Note

For decorative use only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

May have light vintage wear, because it has seen some things

🎁 Perfect For

Anyone who doubts mass participation in martial arts

Nostalgic music lovers with a dark sense of humour

Your gallery wall of questionable life choices

Because surely not everybody was kung fu fighting. Some of us were just trying to mind our own business.