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$22.43
💀 16cm “When I Said I Liked It Rough I Didn’t Mean My Entire Life” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 💀
For everyone who asked the universe for a little excitement and got lifelong chaos instead. A plate for the tired, the traumatically hilarious, and anyone who’s had enough character development, thanks.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, perfect for biscuits, trinkets, or emotional damage
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with inappropriate affection
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, purveyors of porcelain and poor life choices
⚠️ Please Note
For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, a bit like your coping mechanisms
🎁 Perfect For
Friends whose lives are basically a sitcom without the laugh track
That person who says “I’m fine” while visibly not fine
Anyone who thought adulthood would be sexier and got taxes instead
Because it turns out the safe word for life is “please stop.”