When I Said I Liked It Rough I Didn’t Mean My Entire Life Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

$22.43

💀 16cm “When I Said I Liked It Rough I Didn’t Mean My Entire Life” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 💀

For everyone who asked the universe for a little excitement and got lifelong chaos instead. A plate for the tired, the traumatically hilarious, and anyone who’s had enough character development, thanks.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, perfect for biscuits, trinkets, or emotional damage

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with inappropriate affection

Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, purveyors of porcelain and poor life choices

⚠️ Please Note

For display only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

Each plate is vintage and unique, a bit like your coping mechanisms

🎁 Perfect For

Friends whose lives are basically a sitcom without the laugh track

That person who says “I’m fine” while visibly not fine

Anyone who thought adulthood would be sexier and got taxes instead

Because it turns out the safe word for life is “please stop.”

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

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