Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency on Mine Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

🕰 16cm “Lack of Planning on Your Part Does Not Constitute an Emergency on Mine” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🕰

For the overworked, the unbothered, and the emotionally unavailable. A classy way to say “your chaos is not my problem.” Hang it somewhere visible so people know exactly where the boundaries are before they start flapping.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, ideal for biscuits, keys, or glaring at while someone overshares

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled by The Crackpottery

Hand-finished in the UK with pure passive-aggressive energy

⚠️ Please Note

Decorative use only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

Each plate is vintage and unique, just like your patience level

🎁 Perfect For

Colleagues who live in crisis mode

Anyone whose resting face says “no”

Bosses, freelancers, teachers, and saints who’ve had enough

Because boundaries look better on fine china.