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$22.43
👠 16cm “Wipe Your Feet and Lower Your Expectations” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 👠
A warm Brummie welcome for guests who should probably turn back now. Perfect for the front hall, the loo, or anywhere visitors need reminding that this is not a show home and you are doing your best.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, perfect for wall display, passive aggression, or emotional honesty
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with bad manners and good humour
Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, specialists in sweary hospitality
⚠️ Please Note
For decorative use only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and unique, just like your domestic chaos
🎁 Perfect For
Tired hosts
Pet owners who have stopped pretending
Anyone whose house is 80 percent vibes and 20 percent laundry
Because nothing says welcome home quite like managed disappointment.