Wipe Your Feet and Lower Your Expectations Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

$22.43

👠 16cm “Wipe Your Feet and Lower Your Expectations” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 👠

A warm Brummie welcome for guests who should probably turn back now. Perfect for the front hall, the loo, or anywhere visitors need reminding that this is not a show home and you are doing your best.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, perfect for wall display, passive aggression, or emotional honesty

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with bad manners and good humour

Hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery, specialists in sweary hospitality

⚠️ Please Note

For decorative use only, not suitable for food or dishwasher

Each plate is vintage and unique, just like your domestic chaos

🎁 Perfect For

Tired hosts

Pet owners who have stopped pretending

Anyone whose house is 80 percent vibes and 20 percent laundry

Because nothing says welcome home quite like managed disappointment.

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  • Accepts Etsy gift cards

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