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🕯 16cm “Bless This Fucking Mess” Plate – Vintage Crackpottery 🕯
The traditional home blessing, but make it honest. Perfect for kitchens, studios, or anywhere your life has exploded into glorious disarray. A gentle reminder that divine intervention probably gave up here long ago.
🍽 The Plate
Size: 16cm, ideal for biscuits, trinkets, or passive-aggressive domestic pride
Genuine vintage crockery, rescued and upcycled with foul-mouthed love
Hand-finished by The Crackpottery, high priests of chaos and sarcasm
⚠️ Please Note
For decorative use only, not suitable for food or dishwasher
Each plate is vintage and may show light wear, just like your soul
🎁 Perfect For
People who’ve given up pretending their home is tidy
Those who call chaos “creative energy”
A housewarming gift that says “good luck, you’ll need it”
Because perfection is overrated and swearing is self-care.