A Spoonful of Arsenic Helps the Patriarchy Go Down Plate – Vintage Crackpottery with stand

☠️ 16cm “A Spoonful of Arsenic Helps the Patriarchy Go Down” Plate ☠️

Purely metaphorical chaos served on vintage china. For people who like their feminism spicy and their homewares problematic in the best possible way.

🍽 The Plate

Size: 16cm, perfect for biscuits, rings, or dramatic declarations

Genuine vintage crockery, rescued, upcycled, and hand-finished in the UK by The Crackpottery

Printed with the line: “A Spoonful of Arsenic Helps the Patriarchy Go Down” in a wickedly elegant typeface

⚠️ Important

Decorative use only, not for food or cooking

This is a tongue in cheek design and does not condone real world harm or illegal activity

Plates may show light vintage wear, which only improves the aesthetic

🎁 Perfect For

That mate with a black sense of humour and a strong politics shelf

Fiery housewarmings and R-rated bunting for feminist kitchens

Anyone who likes their crockery with a hint of nasty and a whole lot of laugh

Short product box version for listings:
A 16cm vintage plate printed with “A Spoonful of Arsenic Helps the Patriarchy Go Down.” Decorative only. Hand upcycled in the UK. Perfect for friends who like humour with bite.